Here’s a little parody I wrote back in 2004 when I was following the raw food diet, ENJOY!
Rudolph the Raw Food Reindeer
You know Atkins and South Beach and Vegan and Phen-Phen
Bally’s, Ephedra and Yoga and Gold’s Gym
But do you recall?
The most healthiest lifestyle of all?
Rudolph the raw food reindeer
Never ever cooked his food
And if you ever saw him
You would even say “He glows.”
All of the SAD eating reindeer
Used to laugh and be skeptics
They never saw Raw Rudolph
Eat at any fast food place
Then one sunny Christmas day
Mother Nature came to say,
“Rudolph with your food so ripe,
Won’t you sow my garden tonite?!”
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
“You were right all along Raw Rudolph,
This lifestyle really is for me!”
By Maryanne Christiano-Mistretta, copyright 2004