Hooray, it’s National Goof Off Day!
Forget all your troubles and play, play, play!
Put olives on your fingers! Do whatever you wish!
Pretend you’re a Chihuahua or dance with a fish.
We got Glen Jones on the radio! http://wfmu.org/jones/jonesmain.html
Just get in that car and go, go, GO!
Put gum on your nose!
Wear ripped panty hose!
Whatever you do, just don’t be stiff,
Having fun is the greatest gift!